DO OR DO NOT. WHERE IS MY TRY?
Chapter Soundtrack: “Vienna” by Billy Joel
My rubber chicken is in a basket on top of a tall armoire. I look up at it sometimes when I go in that room.
That room is supposed to be my office, the place that I get business done. I only enter it when I am throwing clothes at the treadmill I can no longer reach.
Has the dream died?
No.
The dream is on a shelf collecting dust like a good book waiting to be picked up.
Amber Garibay will make ten million dollars with a rubber chicken but first she must slay her dragons.
I ask myself if I truly believe its possible to make ten million dollars with a rubber chicken.
I am 100% certain that it is.
Why haven’t I succeeded yet?
The answer to that question is both easy and complicated. I haven’t succeeded yet because I haven’t fully committed to making it happen. I haven’t been using my chicken the way I should. I have a genie in the bottle but I never bother to rub the lamp.
My rubber chicken isn’t magical. It has always been, in my opinion, a ridiculous and useless creation. Why would anyone need or want a rubber chicken? What purpose do they serve?
If you have a rubber chicken and you think you can make ten million dollars with it— I encourage you to try.
Try harder than I have and with a little luck you might succeed.
How to Make Ten-Million Dollars With a Rubber Chicken is the first book in Amber Garibay’s seven-book series, THE TEN-MILLION DOLLAR PLAN.
This is the original cover edition—the version that existed when the rubber chicken was a dream people laughed at.
And its days are numbered.
There are only two cases of this cover left. Once those copies are gone, the original cover will be permanently retired and a new edition will take its place.
No reprint. No bringing it back later.
If you want the version that started the whole damn thing, this is it.
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